texts between sburb sessions — i honestly cant come up with a single caption for...

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i honestly cant come up with a single caption for this which isnt an innuendo

i honestly cant come up with a single caption for this which isnt an innuendo

dave strider rose lalonde homestuck textsbetweensessions dave you saucy bitch youve outdone yourself this time the only possible captions i can think of are blowjob jokes and all of them are terrible you broke me good job nsfw /?

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dirk strider homestuck textsbetweensessions vriska serket tavros nitram jane crocker jade harley karkat vantas john egbert rose lalonde it was actually like an hour and a half long post / two things coloured messages are group chat only because its too hard to edit all the time and also the full name of the group chat is fruity rumpus asshole factory mk. ii though sometimes its changed to fruity rumpus asshole factory 2: electric fruitaloo fruity rumpus asshole factory mk. ii
thats just your opinion roxy be more open minded to the strider lifestyle

thats just your opinion roxy be more open minded to the strider lifestyle

dirk strider roxy lalonde homestuck textsbetweensessions food // i dont know where my headcanon that dirk just constantly ingests only garbage came from but its my favourite dave isnt even as bad as he is he eats apples sometimes dirk on the other hand never had a single fresh fruit before jane found out and made him start eating healthier unsupervised however he just goes right back into his old trash consuming habits it is a surprise to literally everyone that he isnt like triple dead quadruple dead
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