thats just your opinion roxy be more open minded to the strider lifestyle dirk strider roxy lalonde homestuck textsbetweensessions food // i dont know where my headcanon that dirk just constantly ingests only garbage came from but its my favourite dave isnt even as bad as he is he eats apples sometimes dirk on the other hand never had a single fresh fruit before jane found out and made him start eating healthier unsupervised however he just goes right back into his old trash consuming habits it is a surprise to literally everyone that he isnt like triple dead quadruple dead